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At Anatomicals we manufacture the world’s funkiest toiletries and so far people seem to like them. Exactly like oxygen, water, gravity and chocolate fudge cake, you’ll soon wonder how on earth you ever managed to live without us.

Look, you’re probably a very intelligent person. always a grade A student. always top of your class. always first with the answers. God! How we hated you. For all we know, you can currently speak ten languages fluently, including Tibetan (handy) and you can name the leaders of every country in the world, their deputies and even their Finance Ministers. But frankly, we don’t care. We don’t give a jot whether your IQ is 15 or 150, because we are anatomicals and we only want you for your body. Not that we wish to buy your bodily parts. Truth is, we’d rather purchase a clapped out Ford

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Anatomicals Online Shop Disclaimer:

Anatomicals The company that ‘Only Wants You For Your Body’

You’ll be pleased to know in Anatomicals land, rabbits run free, guinea pigs rule and the only testing the mice do is Brain Training (purely for their own entertainment we might add). In fact, one of the mice has a higher IQ than Einstein had. Our ingredients are all free from animal testing – we think fluffy bunnies are cute enough without Anatomicals products or ingredients. It’s just us humans that need a bit of help sometimes! All of our formulas are also paraben free.