Be warned. Succumb to our sense of humour and you’re going to end up in bed with us. The inevitable result of this is that you’ll catch something quite unexpected. Something you never thought you’d ever catch. You’re going to catch not 40 winks, not 80 winks, not 160 winks, not 320 winks. You’re going to catch 640 winks, which roughly equates to a whole eight hours’ slumber. What will the (sleep) clinic say to that? Well, in all likelihood, they’ll ask who you got it from? Who was responsible? You can reply without doubt that the people who you got this snooze-inducing silk mask from was those total winkers at anatomicals.