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Anatomicals Cheese Release Me Foot Cream

Anatomicals Cheese Release Me Foot Cream 100ml

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Anatomicals Cheese Release Me Foot Cream

“I love you with the ferocity of an exploding thousand megaton nuclear bomb”. “Your eyes are like deep pools I could jump naked into and save you from drowning”. “You are my rock, my pebble, my grain of sand on the beach of life where I dream of us walking hand in hand forever”. If you think these lines are cheesy, take your shoes off after a hard day of being on your feet and you’ll then know exactly why you need this ultra cooling, refreshing, soothing and deodorizing cream. Some new socks wouldn’t hurt either. I pray: cheese release me of your spell!

Anatomicals Cheese Release Me Foot Cream 100ml

Anatomicals Cheese Release Me Foot Cream

 

Anatomicals Cheese Release Me Foot Cream

Anatomicals Cheese Release Me Foot Cream. Run! Go on run and don’t you stop running. Run for your life, run to and from work, run marathons, run half marathons, run up hills, run through forest and while you are running, make sure you wear trainers. That way, come the end of the day, you will have just about the smelliest feet in the neighborhood and be forced to keep buying this refreshing foot cream to stop the dog fainting every time you remove your socks or tights.

Just imagine how much longer Custer’s last stand would have lasted if the good General had have had this foot cream handy. Massaged all over, it will leave your feet soothed, refreshed and so invigorated, you’ll be begging to stand in line for coffee, theater tickets, store sales and the like.

 

Anatomicals Cheese Release Me Foot Cream – How to Use:

Apply to feet. boo-frickity-hoo thats darn difficult ain’t it?

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Weight 150 g

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