Don’t be a fool, it can’t make a call. put next to their ear, what will they hear? nothing to speak of, but at least they won’t reek of mud and crud and sweat and worst of all, wet pet. it won’t send an email to their best friend Gail or allow them to text, leaving you getting vexed at how they can’t spell. for this is a gel with a fantastic smell. and if you want to know more, than give us a bell.
Got the kids off school? Are they doing your head in? Why not appease them with something they will love – Their Very Own Apple Ifoam. It’s not actually a gadget, they can’t call, text or post endless selfies, but it will rid them of hormonal, sweaty stenches – you are so very welcome..