Place a coin in your mouth and decapitate yourself with a sharp ace. alternatively, boil your head in vinegar and proceed to bury yourself face downwards. or perhaps remove your heart, cut it in two and stuff a clove of garlic in your mouth and then put a nail in your head. ‘hey’ we only want you for your body aren’t these a tad extreme for my eyes that aren’t quite as fresh and tight skinned as they could be? oh you spoilsport, but perhaps you’re right, so try this gel filled mask. having said that, are you sure you wouldn’t prefer to chain yourself to a gravestone with wild roses?
After fighting tired looking peepers in… wherever eye bag slayers go to vanquish the nightmare of baggy eyes (California’s always popular) ‘Puffy’, the finest of all the eye bag slayers is now back with a capital B on British soil.
When you haven’t had enough sleep, you can now open the fridge to find more than a carton of eggs, a green pepper and something that looks like it might once have been cheese. Left to chill for 30 minutes, this gel mask will leave your eyes cool, refreshed and, yes, less puffy. Definitely more Vamp than Vampire!
Ideal for partied-out peepers, Puffy The Eyebag Slayer is a cooling eye mask that will put a twinkle back into your eyes in no time and leave them looking and feeling less puffy.
Simply pop it in the fridge for half an hour for a cool, refreshing treatment to relieve you of those bags. It can also be placed in hot (not boiling) water for ten minutes for a soothing, relaxing warm eye mask.
Ethylene glycol, water, edible color powder, gel powder